February 2012
10 posts
Watch
This is the greatest thing.
lexcanroar: these are the top 5 regrets of the... →
lexcanroar:
these are the top 5 regrets of the dying, as recorded by a palliative nurse:
1. I wish I’d had the courage to live a life true to myself, not the life others expected of me. “This was the most common regret of all. When people realise that their life is almost over and look back clearly on it,…
Watchpeenisseverlark:
The Hunger Games new trailer (Tumblr Embedded)
You must reblog every time this pops up on your dash.
January 2012
3 posts
December 2011
6 posts
Reading the comments on The Hobbit trailer is...
iamsexy:
Here and Back Again? Essentially, standing still.
omg yeah such a lotr rip off
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK TO THE LONELY MOUNTAIN
In his mother’s ovaries and his father’s testicles
In victorian London
NO SHIT
DIE
Yes, it’s a sequel where Bilbo has inexplicably grown younger, Gandalf has decided to rock the grey robes again and Frodo has shot back inside his mother
...
“It’s said it takes seven years
to grow completely new skin cells.
To think,...”
– Brett Elizabeth Jenkins, December 21st, 2002 (via holdonmagnolia)
Rare Words
acosmist - One who believes that nothing exists paralian - A person who lives near the sea aureate - Pertaining to the fancy or flowery words used by poets dwale - To wander about deliriously sabaism - The worship of stars dysphoria - An unwell feeling aubade - A love song which is sung at dawn eumoirous - Happiness due to being honest and wholesome mimp - To speak in a prissy manner, usually...
November 2011
3 posts
I think it's nice that Voldemort always waits...
Despite his flaws, Voldemort really cares about Harry’s education.
October 2011
1 post
1 tag
August 2011
2 posts
July 2011
20 posts
“I’m not like other guys.”
– Guys who are like other guys. (via monoclinous)
My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
Sister: You tell him.
Me: And if he doesn't like you?
Sister: You kill him.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban by J. K....
quicksummary:
Harry is now thirteen years old. Someone is trying to kill him, but who? Is it the new werewolf professor? Is it that asshole Snape? Is it the escaped prisoner, Sirius Black?
Nope, it’s his best friend’s rat.
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I never got a wake of sleep last night. My brain was just over analysing everything you said. Every jerk move you made that I easily forgave. Sometimes, I think, being a nice person is a curse. People trample you, with their words, and actions. So I’m growing a spine. I will be tough.
I'd rather cuddle then have sex.
allthefunnyposts:
This is clever if you’re a grammar Nazi.
Featured at All The Funny Posts
June 2011
21 posts
Instead of saying "cool story bro" try these out:
nanalew:
mimmblemimmble:
1) Fascinating Discourse Chum 2) Riveting Fable Comrade 3) Intriguing Anecdote Brethren 4) Perpetuating Argument Colleague 5) Sweet Saga Yo 6) Waste of Time Jerk 7) Spellbinding Reiteration There My Chumly Companion 8) Phantasmagorical Novelization Oh Great One 9) Interesting Intellect Imbecile 10) Trepidating Boar Fetus 11) Ballin’ Gossip dawg!
I WILL BE USING...
Why you need to sleep with a teddy bear.
pananaghoy:
