January 2010
155 posts
It's easy: push everyone away and you'll never get...
(via 365thoughts)
50 interesting facts.
yerawizardharry:
1. If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.
2. If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.
3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
4. Your tongue is germ free...
reblog if you still have NOT finished reading the...
(via fuckyeahvoldemort)
I’ve been reading the last book for several months now. /fail
Voldemort's Bad Romance
fuckyeahvoldemort:
Bask in my bad assery Bask in my bad assery Kill, kill, kill them all, Curse them with my wand Voldy, ooh la la You want my bad ass Kill, kill, kill them all, Curse them with my wand Voldy, ooh la la You want my bad ass Avada Kedavra, I killed your bitches Crucio, I love to torture while he twitches I want you dead, dead, dead, dead I want you dead. Death Eaters will kill all...
My iPhone charger is damaged. My phone will die...
WHY IS THERE A GUY LIGHTING HIS DICK ON FIRE ON MY...
I can't believe they're calling it an ipad
likeneelyohara:
Are there no women in these Apple meetings ?
You're a jerk. That is all.
Prince: So what? I love sleeping.
Chantelle: So what? I will explain. Please ignore me for the next 2 hours while I explain my theory. You see Prince, sleeping late leads to sleep deprivation which then leads to insomnia and further problems such as baggy eyes, drooped eyelids etc.
Prince: WTF ARE YOU SAYING?
Chantelle: I give up on you.
Prince: lol
I'M LONELY :(
Happy Australia Day!
I'm getting pranked. I'm glad I'm important enough...
peoplehavenolives
Who’s spending their friday night at home? Me, that’s who.
Good game, Tomic. You can still be my husband
1 tag
bold.
harrietwithout:
BOLD what applies to you:
Appearance:
I am 5’4 or shorter. I have many scars. I tan easily. I wish my hair was a different color. I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. I have a tattoo. I am self-conscious about my appearance. I have/I’ve had/I need braces. I wear glasses. I’d get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free. (and painless..) I’ve...
