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iamsexy:

Here and Back Again? Essentially, standing still.

omg yeah such a lotr rip off

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK TO THE LONELY MOUNTAIN

In his mother’s ovaries and his father’s testicles

In victorian London

NO SHIT

DIE

Yes, it’s a sequel where Bilbo has inexplicably grown younger, Gandalf has decided to rock the grey robes again and Frodo has shot back inside his mother

YOU ARE DEAD TO ME.

Protip: It is.

I… what?

…die

Eragon